A man in Kansas strolled into a Wichita Home Depot and announced he was going to "blow up" the bathroom. Officers were called to the home improvement store after an employee called in the bomb threat. It turns out the man was only talking about an impending bowel movement.
The employee had been standing at the urinal when another customer came out of a stall saying, "Somebody told me there's a bomb in the building. You need to leave the building." That customer proceeded to tell the employee that he overheard another man say, "You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up."
Police later identified the man who gave the warning. He stated that he "had no intention of causing such alarm."
Home Depot declined to press charges.
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