This is the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news for Tuesday July 26th, 2022:
Jubal Fresh reports on what astronauts are really doing in outer space! After two podcasters debated if the rumored "no self-pleasure" rule was actually true for astronauts, NASA formally released a statement expressing that the rumors were untrue! You can click here to read more about this 13-year old doctor in the making
Alex Fresh reports on a hilarious moment that was caught on camera of First Lady Jill Biden responding to a heckler claiming her husband Joe Biden "is the worst president we've ever had". It's unknown if Jill Biden misheard the heckler or if she's just the queen of clap backs. You can click here to get all the tea on this story. Check out the video below!
Christian Gray Snow reports on a pet-parent's nightmare! One man flying Alaska Airlines from Toronto to San Francisco faced some visa issues so he couldn't get on the flight! Of course this happened after his pet cats were boarded onto the plane. His pet cats ended up having a little 15-hour staycation at the San Francisco airport and Alaska Airlines response: go get them yourself! You can click here to read more about this story!