This is the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news for Thursday August 11th, 2021:
Here's all the places Bennett reported from today:
- Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle is getting ready to sell the most exotic poop in the PNW! Every year the zoo packs and delivers a wide variety of poop from giraffes, rhinos, hippos, zebras and more! You can click here to read more about this story!
- Doc Marie's a brand new lesbian bar in Portland had their grand opening and grand closing in the matter of days! Apparently the bar was supposed to be super inclusive of all communities but was nothing of the sort! You can click here to read more about this story!
- After 42 years of business, Scalini's restaurant in Smyrna, Atlanta announced their closure. The restaurant developed an interesting reputation for its eggplant parmesans and speeding up pregnancies! You can click here to read more about this story!
- The Toys R Us at Arden Fair Mall just opened up and people are noticing the big changes since the store closed in 2018! You can click here to read more about this story!
- The Denver Broncos started a new era this week once it was announced that Rob Walton of the Walmart heir bought the team for nearly 5 billion! The announcement sent Twitter into a frenzy! You can click here to read more about this story!